在某个遥远的二手次元
卡瑟控制不了那条龙 除非有钥匙 Carcer can't control the dragon without a key.
前期回顾
不管是什么 它极有可能 Whatever it is, it's most likely in the hands
在瓦崔克国王雕像的手里 of the statue of King Veltrick
-他手里本来拿的是什么 -盖文 - But what was he holding? - Gawain.
一把剑 A sword.
至少我们知道这是什么了 At least we know what this is now.
但卡瑟也知道这把剑的事了 But Carcer knows there's a sword too.
-他会去找的 -乔卡斯塔·维格斯 - and he'll be looking for it. - Jocasta Wiggs.
找到她 就能找到那把剑 We find her, we find the sword.
-你是狼人 -我不仅仅是这样 - You're a werewolf. - I'm not just this.
就像你不仅仅是人类 Like you're not just a human.
斯怀尔斯警佐怎么了 What happened to Sergeant Swires?
我愿意加入你们 魏姆斯 I will join you, Vimes.
我们逮捕的第一个人 Our first arrest.
我们真的很擅长查案子 不是吗 We're actually quite good at this, aren't we?
你打算什么时候告诉我 这都是为了谁 When are you gonna tell me who this is all for?
等所有人都死了 When everyone's dead.
今晚不是满月 No full moon tonight.
-你给犯人送饭了 -绮莉忙着呢 - You fed the prisoner. - Cheery's busy.
-怎么了 -没什么 只是... - What? - Nothing. It's just...
我们刚认识时 你来这下面都是... When we first met, you only came down here to...
你跑下面来干什么 What are you doing down here?
他有手 He's got hands.
他也有人权 And he has rights.
知道吗 人权 You know, rights?
餐具 棋盘游戏 杂志 每天一小时的锻炼 Cutlery, boardgames, magazines, hour's exercise a day?
我们应该带他去放放风 We should take him for a walk.
要是有机会 也许你和我可以... Maybe, sometime, you and I could...
给一个犯人放风哪用得着两个人 Why would it take two people to walk a prisoner?
我挺想放放风的 A walk would be nice.
这个... Well...
是用不着 It wouldn't.
就采一点点血 Just a little bit of your blood.
然后就喂你吃条蛇 怎么样 吃小蛇 Then you can have a snake, yeah? Snakey?
维帝纳尼晾着我们不管了 Vetinari's left us out in the cold.
就一点点...这就行了 Ooh, just a bit... There you go.
乖孩子 这就行了 Goodboy, there you go.
找不到卡瑟 那把剑 Can't find Carcer. The sword.
还有这些测试 And these tests,
这些玩意真能帮助我们把龙杀死吗 is all this really gonna help us kill that dragon?
你让它不爽了 You've upset him.
没事的 Ooh, it's okay.
小蛇 小蛇 给你吃的 Oh, snakey, snakey. That's for you.
吃吧 就这样 There you go. Oh, that's it.
我在卡瑟意识里的时候... When I was in Carcer's head...
我看见了我自己 比现在要老 I saw myself. Older than I am now.
而且我不是孤身一人 绮莉 And I wasn't alone, Cheery.
能想象吗 Imagine that, huh?
我 Me.
谁知道卡瑟的脑袋里想什么呢 Who knows what's in Carcer's head?
但我确信每个人都有自己的另一半 警监 But I do know that there's someone for everyone, Captain.
这小东西在对我们唱歌吗 Is that little shit singing at us?
让它唱出来 Let him out.
我应该去拿铃鼓 Better get my tambourine.
龙来了 It's the dragon!
卫 兵 第一季 第四集
灵感来自特里·普拉切特爵士笔下人物
那条龙现在不停地捕食 The dragon's feeding all the time now.
-别碰 -借过 - Hey, hands off. - Excuse me.
谢谢 Thank you.
我找到了这个 警士 里面有文件 I found this, Corporal. There's papers inside.
天啊 这是谁 Oh, dear. Who was that?
库姆山谷之战重演社的成员 Member of the Koom Valley Re-enactment Society.
很可能参加完活动正往家走呢 Probably on his way home from one of their gaming nights.
在补丁鼓酒吧遇到过一对 人不错 Met a couple in The Drum. Cool guys.
传说里确实提过 Well, the legend does speak
桀龙对处子的偏好 of the Noble dragon being partial to virgins.
但并不是说它只挑处子下手啊 兰金女士 Doesn't mean any of the victims were virgins, Lady Ramkin.
第一位受害者是集邮者 The first was a stamp collector.
第二位是不入流的唱作歌手 The second, a struggling singer, songwriter,
马车模型爱好者 簿记员 model cart enthusiast and bookkeeper.
第三位是与姑妈及两条牧羊犬 And the third was a spinster who lived in an abattoir
住在屠宰场的老姑娘 with her aunt and two Alsatians.
受害人之间绝无任何相似之处 There's absolutely no connection there.
大概是迷信观念吧 Probably an old superstition.
对 我们都很安全 对吧 Yeah. We're all safe. Aren't we?
-绝对地 -非常安全 - Yeah, totally. - Erm, very safe.
百分百安全 Absolutely.
鉴于我们一筹莫展 So, seeing as we've made no progress
无从寻找能制服这野兽的剑 in locating the sword which might subdue this beast,
我想我至少可以 I thought the least I could do
想办法阻止卡瑟拿到剑 would be to try and stop Carcer from putting his hands on it.
-这么说你找到他了 -是她 - So, you've found him? - Her.
我夜里跟踪了旺斯 I tracked Wonse through the night.
差点就抓住她了 但我的伪装暴露了 I almost caught her but my cover was blown.
-你跟丢了 -没完全丢 - You lost her? - Most of her.
你觉得你能帮上忙吗 Do you think you can help?
告诉她 Tell her.
她已经知道了 She already knows.
通过旺斯找到卡瑟 并阻止他控制龙 Find Wonse, find Carcer. Stop him controlling the dragon.
-也许还能搞清... -我说的不是这个 - Maybe figure out... - I'm not talking about that.
听我一句劝 凡事待明日 万事成蹉跎 Take it from me, one day, it'll be too late.
主动跟她聊天 Talk to her.
就从小事开始 Just start with the small stuff.
拿我练练手 开始 Try it out on me, go on.
你...喜欢吃面包吗 Do you... like bread?
喜欢吃面包吗 Do you like bread?
喜欢吃面包吗 面包 Do you like bread? Do you like bread?
是那吱嘎作响的靴子让你暴露了 对吧 Those squeaky boots blew your cover, did they?
-这是新的 -又一个有缺陷的计划 - They're new. - Another flawed plan.
你想说什么 威姆斯 What's your point, Vimes?
你不由分说就开始发号施令 为所欲为 You just go charging in like you can do whatever you want.
绑架公会成员 Kidnapping guild members,
旁若无人地在幽冥大学转悠 strutting round Unseen University without a care.
因为就算出什么岔子 你也没什么可损失的 Because if things go wrong, you've got less to lose.
我已经失去了很多 威姆斯 I've lost plenty, Vimes.
那双靴子多少钱 How much them boots cost?
我这十块钱的靴子走路不响 但是漏水 My ten dollar boots don't make a sound but the bastards leak.
而且鞋底会越穿越薄 但是即便闭上双眼 Then the soles will wear thin. But, eyes closed,
我也能知道自己在这城里什么地方 I'll know where I am in this city
只要踩踩我脚下的石头就知道 just by the feel of the stone beneath my toes.
你的脚起码十年不怕鞋子进水 Your feet will stay dry for ten years.
而十年里我花上三四百块钱 In the same time, I'll spend 300, 400 dollars
但我的鞋仍然会进水 and my feet will still be wet.
这算什么 What is this?
萨姆·威姆斯警监关于社会贫富不均的"靴子理论"吗 The Captain Sam Vimes "boots theory" on socioeconomic unfairness?
不是 只是... No, it's just...
总结得挺好 我收下了 That's good. I'm gonna keep that.
只是我意识到 富人之所以富 It's just, I realise the reason the rich are so rich
而穷人之所以穷 是因为富人花的钱少 and the poor stay poor is 'cause the rich spend less money.
你根本不知道我的钱都干什么用了 You have no idea what I do with my money.
气味到了那里 那家餐馆 Trail ends over there, in that diner.
伊戈尔餐馆
我只能闻出有旺斯 几个男的 还有大量的廉价香水 All I can smell is Wonse, a few guys and a lot of cheap perfume.
好了伙计们 注意看我 听好计划 Okay, team. Heads up. Eyes on me. Here's the plan.
我的计划 My plan, right,
大伙得偷摸谨慎... it'll require stealth and cunning...
她已经拎着斧子进去了 是吧 She's already gone in there with an axe, hasn't she?
该死的靴子 Bad boots.
新买的 抱歉打扰了 女士们 They're new. Sorry to disturb you all, ladies.
-不是"几个男的"吗 -旺斯呢 - "A few guys." - Where's Wonse?
那边 后面 There. In the back.
五位客人 是吧 Table for five, is it?
-你是伊戈尔吗 -问者何人 - Are you Igor? - Who wants to know?
我们是城市警卫队的 大部分是 We're The City Watch. Well, most of us.
主人
你的手又伸到花盆里了
去把垃圾扔了 Take out the trash!
我渴 主人
求你了 水
我要把你另一只手拆下来订到你脸上 I'll unstitch your other hand and staple it to your face.
如何 How about that?
善意
从来没人善待过我
等着 我们想问你几个问题 Wait up. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
我们打烊了 快干杯吧 女士们 We're closing. Drink up, ladies.
只有她的斗篷 旺斯伪造了踪迹 It's just her cloak. Wonse faked the trail.
异装地精 Drag goblins.
最麻烦的那种 The worst kind.
此处有魔法保护 勿近
郑重警告 勿近
你不识字吗
嫁给我吧
那只是一夜情
我的探鸽从一只老鼠那听说了这里 My spy pigeon heard of this place from a rat.
它说这里有个女人 我们要找的那个 He said there's a woman. The one we're looking for.
乔卡斯塔·维格斯 Jocasta Wiggs.
她被隔绝不与他人接触 She's kept away from the others.
剑还在她手上吗 And she still has the sword?
马上就知道了 We'll find out.
等我拿到它呢 When I hold it?
魔法书说龙会自动现身 The grimoire dictates the dragon will present itself,
服从你 obey you.
老鼠还说 The rat also said
他们关在这里的怪物会整夜长嚎 the creatures they keep in here howl through the night.
它从未见过如此强烈的怒气 That he's never known such fury.
这老鼠话还挺多 Talkative rat.
准备好 Get ready.
在暮年峡谷 施咒 Here at Twilight Canyons, spell-casting,
吸血鬼催眠 以及僵尸的狂欢 vampire mesmerism and orgies of the undead
只允许在指定区域进行 are only permitted in designated areas.
有访客 Visitors?
米希尔 你是来找我的吗 米希尔 Mifelle? Have you come for me, Mifelle?
离我远点 女士 Get away from me, lady.
把手拿开 康特莎 Take your hands off him, Contessa.
你看不出他不是米歇尔吗 Can't you see it's not Michelle?
要喝茶吗 米歇尔 Would you like a cup of tea, Michelle?
老婆
老公
让开 Move.
但你死在喉咙的院子里了
只是皮肉伤而已
真
幸运
谁幸运
记住 暮年峡谷是个安全社区 Remember. Twilight Canyons is a safe community.
这里对暴力零容忍 Violence will not be tolerated.
这里 There.
乔卡斯塔·维格斯 Jocasta Wiggs.
16号房间
不 这不可能 No. It can't be.
我没箭了 I'm out.
妈的 我也没箭了 现在怎么办 Shit, I'm out. What now?
有谁想要说点什么吗 Has anybody got anything to say?
再不说就没机会了 'Cause now's the time.
好 我先说 All right, I'll start.
还记得那次你们醒来 Do you remember that time you all woke up
发现眉毛全都没了吗 and nobody had any eyebrows?
不是那些小蓝人干的 是我干的 It wasn't those tiny blue men. It was me.
是你干的 That was you?
-为什么 -眉毛试验 - Why? Why? - Eyebrow experiment.
既然我们难逃一死 If we are going to die,
那就死得顶天立地 好吗 let's die with our boots on, shall we?
我把垃圾解决了
这小子说什么 What did that little one just say?
不知道 No idea.
乔卡斯塔 Jocasta?
-你们是来抓我的吗 -不是来抓你的 - Have you come for me? - Not for you.
把盖文交给我们 Give us Gawain.
那把剑 The sword.
她不知道我们在说什么 She doesn't know what we're talking about.
她连自己是谁都快不知道了 She barely knows herself.
她的记忆随着时间消逝了 Time has taken her memories.
你的存在被抹去了 You've been erased.
在这个故事里 我完全不记得你的脸 In this story, I don't remember your face at all.
该死的 Damn it!
是那把剑 The sword.
是谁雇你们来刺杀我们的 Who paid you to stitch us up?
快说 你这个缝合脸 Talk, you stitchy little shit.
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin!
干嘛 这都不是他的真手 What? It's not even his real hand.
伊戈尔 嘴巴上还想多缝几针吗 All right, Igor, fancy some more stitching 'round the mouth?
-警监 -绮莉 - Captain? - Cheery?
-缝完了吗 -快了 - Done with that needle? - Almost.
-说啊 -警监 我不喜欢这样 - Well? - Captain, I don't like this.
-我很喜欢 -我也喜欢 - I love this. - So do I.
是个女人 It was a woman.
我觉得她像是巫师 I think she was some kind of a wizard.
或者是女巫 Or a witch.
她和一个男人一起来的 She was with this guy.
听他们说要去某个机构 Heard 'em say they was heading for some kind of a facility.
一个危险的地方 A dangerous place.
我只知道这些 That's all I know.
这是瓦崔克 所以这... That's Veltrick. So that's...
这是她吗 That's her?
这些是她画的 She did all these.
肯定是很多年前画的 Must have been years ago.
她想尽力抓住记忆 She was trying to not let the memories go
但记忆还是离开她了 but they've finally let her go.
他们为什么要冒着生命危险从刺客公会偷东西 Why risk their lives stealing from the Assassins' Guild?
是那把剑召唤她的吗 Did the sword call to her?
就算是 召唤的也不止她一个 Well, if it did, it wasn't just her.
她们是两个人 There were two of them.
看 她们一起逃出了公会 Look, they fled the guild together.
然后刺客追杀她们 And were chased by the Assassins.
横渡昆尔姆大洋 Sailed across the great sea at Quirm,
深入乌博瓦德山脉 into the Uberwaldian Mountains.
她们这一路肯定曲折坎坷 Their journey must have been tortuous.
代价惨重 Crippling.
她们经过了虚无峡湾 They passed through Nothingfjord,
库姆山谷 百岁城 Koom Valley, Sto Lat.
刺客追杀其后 乔卡斯塔越来越虚弱 Assassins in pursuit and Jocasta getting weaker all the time.
到底是什么魔法如此强大 What magic is so powerful that it can drive
能驱使两名女子走到世界的边缘 two women to the edge of the world?
也许它想要被摧毁 Maybe it wanted to be destroyed.
被扔进虚无之中 To be thrown into nothing,
抹去其存在 erased from existence.
但是她们并没有扔掉 But they didn't throw it away.
乔卡斯塔遭到了背叛 Jocasta was betrayed.
-剑在另一个人手上 -派楚拉 - The other one still has it. - Perpetua.
有个墓碑上刻着这个名字 There was a tomb with that name.
在她的墓碑上方 Above hers.
刺客死的时候所持的武器 Assassins are buried with the weapons they're carrying
会与他们葬在一起 at the moment of their death.
如果她死的时候还拿着那把剑 If she still had the sword when she died,
我们就知道去哪找了 we know where to find it.
另一个地精呢 Where's the other one?
在进行紧急讨论
找到他 跟上来 Find him. Catch up.
野蛮人科恩请到前台 Would Cohen the Barbarian please report to reception.
你的按摩师卡罗尔已经到了 Your chiropodist, Carol, has arrived.
我们从缝脸男口中一无所获 Well, we've got nothing we can use from Stitchyman.
很快卡瑟就会拿到那把剑 我们都得死 Soon, Carcer will have the sword and we'll all be dead.
你知道吗 You know,
这么多年来我学到了一件事 if there's one thing I've learnt in all these years...
不管情况看起来有多糟糕 Is that no matter how bad things look,
总会有转机 something always comes along.
就像我们这个小伙计 Take our little friend here.
斯派克 Spike.
斯派克
Spike.
斯派克在我们最需要他的时候 Spike helped us escape
帮我们脱险 right when we needed him most,
都是因为绮莉对他展现出了片刻的善意 all because Cheery showed a moment's kindness.
我们可以坐在这里喝酒 灰心丧气 Now, we can either sit and drink and despair,
我们也可以选择相信 一定有人 or we can have faith that someone, somewhere...
看到了那些被人忽视的细节 is seeing all those little things that barely get noticed.
一定有人将它们联系起来 Someone knows they add up.
找到了意义 They matter.
我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick now.
没人会帮我们的 Nobody's gonna help us.
我们只能靠自己了 并且我们毫无头绪 We're on our own. We've got nothing.
暮年峡谷是什么 What's Twilight Canyons?
同志 你在哪
这里有工资拿
加我一个
叛徒
背信弃义的 资本主义走狗
欢迎来到暮年峡谷 Welcome to Twilight Canyons.
这是个安全社区 This is a safe community...
有访客 Visitors!
是米歇尔吗 Is it Michelle?
别傻了 康特莎 Don't be stupid, Contessa.
他们怎么可能都是米歇尔 How could they all be Michelle?
这里有人给我们传信 Somebody sent us a message.
是我 I did.
斯怀尔斯警佐 Sergeant Swires?
别叫我警佐 Don't call me Sergeant.
也别指望我叫你警监 And don't expect me to call you Captain.
这里发生了怪事 Something strange has happened here.
-我看到了一个人 -卡瑟 - I saw someone. - Carcer.
他看起来还和那晚一样 这怎么可能 He hasn't changed since that night. How is that possible?
我们还在调查此事 We're still working on it.
你还好吗 康纳 Are you all right, Connor?
斯怀尔斯 我没想到... Swires, I, uh, I didn't know...
怎么 你没想到这就是我们的退休生活 What, that this is where we go when they pension us off,
这还算运气好的 if we're lucky?
你见不到我们 Just 'cause you don't see us any more,
不代表我们不在了 doesn't mean we're not still there.
这就是他来见的人 This is who he came to see.
对她温柔点 她状态不好 Be gentle with her. She's not well.
这里 乔卡斯塔 Here, Jocasta.
还有派楚拉 And Perpetua.
派楚拉·萝丝·琼斯 因背叛所属公会而被刺杀 宇历1910-1979年
指向天空 Raise it to the sky.
-龙会完成仪式 -这里不行 - The dragon will complete the ritual... - Not here.
那去哪里 Then where?
我的工会 只有我一个人
走吧 Let's go.
这两人肯定一起见过无数奇观 The wonders this pair must've seen together.
乔卡斯塔 你告诉卡瑟剑在哪里了吗 Jocasta, did you tell Carcer where to find the sword?
她什么都说不出来 No. She can't tell you anything.
我只知道 And all I know about her
她曾是刺客公会的一员 is that she was once in The Assassins' Guild.
不论她以前是什么人 现在已经不是了 Whatever she was, she isn't any more.
这些是她在记忆消逝前画下来的 She did all this before her memory finally faded.
如今对她来说毫无意义 Means nothing to her now.
这些画一定向卡瑟透露了信息 These drawings must've told Carcer something.
否则他不会离开这里的 Otherwise he'd still be here.
她能告诉我们的远远不够 We need more than she can give us.
暮年峡谷 入住档案 乔卡斯塔·维格斯
这足以让她在这里度过余生 This should be enough to keep her here for the rest of her days.
她需要手杖来支撑她 She needs the cane to support her.
派楚拉·萝丝·琼斯 Perpetua Rose Jones.
马歇尔 Ah, Michelle.
禁止暴力
你不是马歇尔 You're not Michelle.
让我好好看看你 Let me get a better look at you.
你想喝杯茶吗 米歇尔 Would you like a cup of tea, Michelle?
不用了 No.
好的 这... Yes, that'd...
谢谢 thank you.
不过蛇怪酒都喝光了 All out of Basilisk Piss, though.
请所有吸血鬼注意 All vampires, please be aware
今日例汤里可能含有大蒜 that the soup of the day may contain garlic
以及神父面包粒 and priest croutons.
夫人 你忘了拿... Madam, you forgot your...
我知道 但她不能拿着眼镜上路了 I know, but she will not be able to take those with her.
你不害怕吗 You're not afraid?
在矿井里长大 Growing up in the mines,
我一直都知道你在 I always knew you were there
虽然从没见过你 even though I never saw you.
不过我猜你肯定更常来这里 I suppose you must be here a lot more, though?
全是老年人 All the old folk?
无数夜晚和周末 Nights. Weekends.
他们开始管我叫米歇尔了 And they've started calling me Michelle.
这活儿肯定挺累挺无聊的 It must get quite tiring? You know, dull?
确实是这样 Actually it does.
之前都没人明白 Nobody ever understood that before.
-很寂寞的 -可以想象 - It gets lonely. - I can imagine.
你想什么时候去喝一杯吗 Would you like to go for a drink sometime?
你说什么 Sorry?
没事 没什么 Uh, nothing. Nothing.
我该走了 I should go.
该死 她往哪边走了 Dammit, which way did she go?
米歇尔 你总算来了 Ah, Michelle. At last.
不能拿着上路... Can't take it with you...
这是我们小时候被抛弃的地方 This is where they dumped us as kids.
就从这里开始 We start here.
让他们目睹这场熊熊大火 Light a fire they'll all see.
为什么不管用 Why isn't it working?
是剑柄 It's the hilt.
又怎么了 What now?
你被送来时拿着一根手杖 You had a cane with you when you were brought here.
明白吗 看看杖柄 See? Look at the hilt.
仔细看 Look closely.
和剑柄是同一个 It's the same hilt as the sword's.
派楚拉 Perpetua...
把乔卡斯塔送来的那个女人 the woman who brought Jocasta here,
她把剑一分为二 she split the sword in two.
自己拿着剑身 took the blade with her,
把真正的剑柄留给了乔卡斯塔 and left Jocasta with the real hilt.
这个小伙子是谁训练的 威姆斯 Who trained this kid, Vimes?
你为什么觉得不是我 Why do you assume it wasn't me?
因为这就是那根手杖 Because this is the cane.
乔卡斯塔走不动路了以后 When Jocasta stopped walking,
就把它借给我了 she let me borrow it.
我之前都没注意到杖柄 I never noticed the hilt before.
卡瑟没有拿到他需要的 Carcer doesn't have what he needs.
他迟早会回来 Well sooner or later, he'll be back.
好吧 听好了 All right, listen up.
计划是这样的 Here's the plan.
那是卡瑟的地精吗 Are those um, Carcer's goblins?
他们不碍事 Oh, they're all right.
那家伙是这地方最会擦屁股的 I mean that one there's the best arse wiper in the whole place.
说的是我
那好吧 Okay, then.
好 兰金女士 Right. Lady Ramkin?
你和擦屁股的还有另一个去对付旺斯 You, the arse wiper and the other one will deal with Wonse.
剩下的人藏在这里 守着乔卡斯塔和剑柄 Rest of us will hide in here with Jocasta and the hilt.
他们是诱饵 They're the bait.
只要有人看见那把剑 And if anyone sees that sword,
就抢过来 Grab it.
从来没人在暮年峡谷打架 There's never any fighting in Twilight Canyons...
好吧 现在要有了 Well, there's gonna be fighting now all right.
所以你最好把那些老家伙转移到安全的地方 So you better get those 'oul farts and get them to safety.
你不明白 听我说 Oh, you don't understand. Listen to me...
不 你听我说 No you listen to me,
我已经受够了 I've had it up to here
别人总是对我的工作指手画脚 with people telling me how to do my job.
所以 我要硬气起来 So, I am putting my thing down...
-你还有骨气啊 -当然了 - So you have a thing? - Yes. Yes I do.
我要硬到底 And it's going down.
这一次要用我的计划 我的方法 My plan, my way, for once.
明白吗 All right?
我认得那个声音 I know that sound...
拿着剑 Take the sword.
穿这靴子 难受死了
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin.
看来你拿到剑了 I see you've got the sword.
你也还留着那双靴子 And you've still got those boots.
是新买的 They're new.
他先帮我穿穿松 He's breaking them in for me.
你好啊 卡瑟 Hello, Carcer.
把剑柄给我 Give me the hilt.
这可不是和老朋友打招呼的方式 That's not the way to greet an old friend.
你准备给我吗 Are you going to give it to me
还是要我再削掉你一把头发 or do I have to take another handful of hair?
你自便 Help yourself.
我就等着你这么说 I was hoping you'd say that.
我也等着你这么说 And I was hoping you'd say that.
我才等着你这么说 And I was hoping you'd say that.
结束了 卡瑟 It's over, Carcer.
全体注意 全体注意 Your attention please. Your attention please.
探测到暴力即将发生 Imminent violence has been detected.
转移法术现已启动 The displacement spell is now active.
怎么回事 What is happening?
禁止暴力 拳打× 推搡× 脚踢× 绞扼× 刀刺× 武器× 跳舞√ 谢谢
你怎么还活着 How are you still alive?
你怎么还是个小孩 How are you still... a kid?
我不曾当过小孩 I was never a kid.
我只能长大 照顾自己 I had to grow up and take care of myself
因为没人管我 我得照顾你们 记得吗 'cause no one else would. Took care of you, remember?
你记恨我做过的事 You hate me for what I did.
不只是你做过的事 It's not just what you did.
是你将要做的每件事 It's everything you're gonna do.
你为什么想焚毁这座城市 Why'd you want to burn the city?
血债血偿 To pay it back.
告诉我 Tell me.
你以为你想知道 其实你不想 You think you wanna know but you don't.
你真的不想 You really don't.
跳得真好
那天晚上你怎么了 What happened to you that night?
我掉下去之后 落到了地面 After I fell, I hit the ground.
但不是这个世界的地面 But not this ground.
我发现自己... I found myself...
十分钟后在休息室开始金果游戏 There will be jingo in the day-room in ten minutes.
特别欢迎非双头人士 Non bi-heads especially welcome.
法术被打破了 Something just broke the curse.
被更强大的力量... A greater power...
舞跳够了 We're done dancing.
革命从来不会长久
因为你太软弱
我们能享有 私营医保吗
卡瑟呢 Carcer?
不见了 Gone.
旺斯呢 Wonse?
这把剑合体后会发生什么呢 What happens when this thing comes together?
-龙会不会... -上次她拿着完整的剑的时候 - Does the dragon... - Last time she held this thing
还没有龙 谁知道呢 there was no dragon. So who knows?
你们应该全部撤离 You should all clear out.
我们哪里也不去 警监 We're going nowhere, Captain.
如果它来了 我们就用这把剑把它赶走 If it comes, we'll use the sword to send it away.
结束这一切 End this.
就是这个 This is it.
不 那只是我的主题曲 No, that's just my theme tune.
能把野蛮人部落吓得屁滚尿流 Scares the shit out of Barbarian Hordes.
还有食蚁兽 Also aardvarks.
盖文 Gawain?
那是我的艺名 亲爱的 叫我韦恩 It's my stage name, love. Call me Wayne.
控制龙的关键 The key to controlling the dragon
是一把叫韦恩的会说话的剑 is a talking sword called Wayne?
许多仪式中都使用古老的魔法物品 Ancient magical artefacts are used in many rituals.
我们要怎么用你除掉那条龙 How do we use you to get rid of the dragon?
召唤恶魔 控制女巫 Demon summoning. Witch control.
回答我们 韦恩 否则我就用这只手打你 Answer us, Wayne, or I'll slap you with this hand.
打完恐怕我所有的黑魔法招数就混成一团了 Slap away but I'm afraid all my black magic gigs blur into one.
我认得你 I know you...
-你对我们说过话 -是的 - You spoke to us. - Indeed.
只对你们说过 Only to you.
只对她们说过 Only to them?
只有真正的爱侣才能听到韦恩说话 Only true lovers can hear Wayne.
-可我不是 -不 这里没有爱侣 - But I'm not. - No, no lovers here.
-我们是同事 -非常好的朋友 - We're colleagues. - And really good friends.
别激动 卡罗卜 Turn it down, Carrot.
朋友们 这是"韦恩之道" This, my friends, is the "Way of Wayne."
如果你能听到我说话 说明你心中有爱 If you hear me, you got some kind of love in you.
公会准则禁止刺客 The Assassins' Code forbids them
受自己感情的支配 from being governed by their feelings.
刺客没有爱 There is no love there.
她们的爱太强大了 Their love was too powerful.
没错 Exactly.
这把剑 The sword...
韦恩 它... Wayne, he...
不是它召唤了她们 He didn't reach out to them.
而是她们唤醒了它 They woke him up.
我在这两位女士意识到之前 就知道她们相爱了 I knew those two ladies were in love before they did.
原来是这样 That's what this is.
两个人想要一起周游世界 Two people wanting to see the world together.
分享一切 Share everything.
直至人到暮年 Before the Twilight took 'em.
我告诉你们 Let me tell you,
爱是这宇宙中最神奇 love is the most magical,
最重要的力量 elemental power in the universe.
它可以改变现实 It can change realities.
打开紧闭的心灵和封闭的思想 Unlock closed hearts and closed minds.
如果这位女士能记起她曾爱过 If this lady ever remembered she was in love,
她就能想起所有的事 she'd remember everything.
如果这是真的呢 警监 What if it's right, Captain?
如果爱 那种力量真的可以打开封闭的思想 If... love... that power really can unlock a closed mind?
如果乔卡斯塔能记起她的感情 If Jocasta remembers her feelings,
也许她就能记起更多关于韦恩的事 maybe she'll remember more about Wayne,
告诉我们怎么使用它 tell us how to use him.
她一直都跟它在一起 She spent all that time with him.
也许它说漏了嘴 Maybe he let something slip.
我找到了这个 I found this.
我以为这是惩罚 但其实是保护 I thought it felt like punishment but it was about protection.
这足以让她在这里度过余生 "This should be enough to keep her here for the rest of her days.
她需要手杖来支撑她 "She needs the cane to support her.
派楚拉·萝丝·琼斯 "Perpetua Rose Jones."
这里没有暴力 No violence here.
没人能伤害她 No one could hurt her.
除此以外还有什么吗 Is there more to it than that?
这封信已经带我们找到了剑柄 The letter already led us to the hilt.
我们遗漏了什么 We're missing something.
就在这些字里行间 It'll be between those lines.
或在这些背后 Or behind them.
无声 Unsaid...
无形 Unseen...
幽冥大学 Unseen University.
阅览室 Reading room.
我们带这封信和乔卡斯塔一起去那里 We take this in there with Jocasta,
让她看这封信 也许会发现什么 get her to look at the lines maybe it'll unlock something.
也许她会想起来 Maybe she'll remember.
走吧 Come on.
警卫厅里依然有你的位置 警佐 There's still a place in The Watch House for you, Sergeant.
我和这些人属于这里 I belong in here with this lot.
就像你和同伴们属于那里 Just as you belong out there with your lot.
警监 Captain.
这世界前所未有地需要警卫队 World's never needed The Watch more than it does now.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
我们提醒你 We remind you that
作为一位身处跨维度永恒的凡人 as a mortal being in an inter-dimensional eternity,
请你务必远离边缘 you must please keep away from the edge.
如果失足 你将永远落不到底 If you fall, you will fall forever.
在永恒无尽的痛苦中永远死去 And die forever in eternal, endless agony.
谢谢 祝你在观察者领域访问愉快 Thank you. Enjoy your visit to The Observers' Realm.
卡瑟·邓恩 Carcer Dun.
因你企图向另一个凡人 We sentence you to erasure
透露我们的存在 我们判处抹去你的存在 for attempting to reveal our existence to another mortal.
什么 What?
我们才是唯一的警卫 Ours is the only Watch.
让所有事物各司其职的伟大警卫 The Great Watch that keeps all things in their rightful place.
那场风暴是巫师的错 That storm was the wizards' fault.
我没想被送往未来 I never asked to be sent the future.
我们之所以容忍你出现在那里的异常 The anomaly of your presence there was only tolerated
是因为你同意回到过去 because you agreed to go back
替我们消灭这个版本的终极敌人 and destroy this version of our ultimate enemies.
"版本" "Version?"
那些崛起后会威胁到现实世界自然秩序的人 The ones whose rise threatens the natural order of reality.
警卫队吗 The Watch?
那时他们还什么都不是 They're still nothing back there.
那时他们开始相信自己 They are beginning to believe in themselves.
这会激励其他人也相信 This will inspire others to believe
然后混乱的人类情感和想象 and then the mess of human feeling and imagination
将从内部腐坏现实世界 will rot reality from inside.
这就是你们 That's what you...
不明白的地方 you don't get.
你们希望只有你们能看到的才是现实 You want everything to be only what you can see.
必须保持稳定 There must be stability.
科学 Science.
这就是为什么你们还需要我 That's why you still need me.
没有希望 There is no atom of hope.
没有爱 No molecule of love.
我能理解你们理解不了的东西 I can understand things that you don't.
看着人的眼睛 我就知道其心中所想 Look into a man's eyes and know what's behind them.
别再让我们失望 卡瑟·邓恩 Do not fail us again, Carcer Dun.
否则你将不复存在 or you will cease to exist.
我不会失败的 I won't fail.
很好 Good.
好吧 Okay...
再见 Bye then.
再见 Bye.
再见了 Bye-bye.
有传送门吗 我怎么... So is there like a door I can use...
谢谢 Thank you.
你们俩和乔卡斯塔一起进去 You two go in with Jocasta.
我觉得这不是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
我们赶紧了结这事吧 Let's get this over with.
你不会好起来了 是吗 You're not getting any better, are you?
这足以让她在这里度过余生 "This should be enough to keep her here."
度过余生 "Keep her here."
她病了 "She's sick."
我无法再和她一起逃亡 "I can't run with her any more."
继续读 Keep reading.
保护她的安全 "Keep her safe,
我无法保护她 "I can't protect her.
乔卡斯塔 我的爱人 我会尽力引开刺客 "Jocasta my love, I will try to lead the Assassins away.
当你感到孤独 "When you feel alone,
握住剑柄 我就在你身旁 "just hold the hilt and I will be near."
我能 I can...
我能感觉到 I can feel.
-你们离开公会是因为 -你们没法既杀人又爱人 - You left The Guild because... - You can't kill and love.
但你希望你可以 But you hope you can.
安谷娃 Angua?
你想和她一起走吗 You want to run with her?
我只想知道 I just want to know.
你觉得你永远追不上她 You think you'll never catch her.
你记得 You remember...
对吧 don't you?
那把剑开口对你说话的那夜 The night the sword spoke to you.
你带着它出逃的那夜 The night you took him, you went running with him.
和派楚拉一起 With Perpetua...
你的内在超过你所知 There's more in you than you realise.
你记得以前的梦 You remember you used to dream...
梦到其他人 about others...
其他魔法物品 other artefacts.
在这里我能记起 In this place I can remember,
能记起的只有爱 remember nothing but love.
我能在这待多久 How long can I stay here?
世上无永远 Nothing lasts.
有些事不变 Some things do.
血 Blood.
是谁的 Whose is it?
你的 Yours.
趁你睡觉时取的 Took some while you were sleeping
以防哪天需要找你 in case I ever needed to trace you.
法术本该找到你 The spell should've found you.
但是你 But you were...
无处可寻 nowhere.
是他们 对吧 It was them, wasn't it?
你害怕的人 The ones you're afraid of?
警卫队肯定找到了我们漏掉的东西 The Watch must have found something we missed.
我应该多让你停止调查 威姆斯 I should take you off the case more often, Vimes.
非常有效 长官 It was very effective, sir.
我们扣押了那把剑 We have the sword in our custody...
那已经开始审讯了吧 So the interrogation has begun?
我们必须审讯那把剑 威姆斯 We must question the sword, Vimes.
看它能否帮助我们找到其余的魔法物品 See if he can help us find the remaining artefacts.
我是打算扣押它 长官 I was going to impound him, sir.
不让别人使用 To keep him from being used.
最好的方法... Best way of...
当我们的街道到处都充斥着犯罪时 When our streets were overrun with crime,
我们以为阻止犯罪的 we thought the best way
最好方法是逮捕罪犯 of stopping it was to arrest the criminals.
关押他们 Lock them up.
惩罚他们 Punish them.
但到头来 But in the end,
解决问题的方法其实是控制他们 the solution to the problem was control.
看看箱子里 威姆斯 Look inside the chest, Vimes.
这是众多来解决我们近来问题的 The remains of many of the bounty hunters
赏金猎人的尸首 who came to solve our latest problem
你瞧 威姆斯 You see, Vimes?
通过喂食是无法杀死野兽的 You can't kill a beast by feeding it.
你的意思是 You're talking about
想自己控制龙吗 长官 controlling the Dragon yourself, sir?
还需我提醒你吗 威姆斯 Need I remind you, Vimes?
不听从我的命令 后果非常致命 That failure to comply with my orders can only be fatal.
♪ 你可整晚夜谈 ♪ ♪ You could talk all night ♪
♪ 但仍不会好转 ♪ ♪ But it won't get better ♪
♪ 强风暴雨袭来 ♪ ♪ There's a strong storm comin' ♪
♪ 我们一言不发 ♪ ♪ We won't make a sound... ♪
那么 你们两位女士 So... have either of you ladeyz
听说了龙猎食习性的传言吗 heard these rumours about the dragon's feeding habits?
没有吗 No.
你就是窃贼公会的会长吗 You the head of The Thieves' Guild?
这是私人聚会 快滚 Private party. Piss off.
你们走吧 Excuse us.
我们听说维帝纳尼勋爵判你 We heard Lord Vetinari has sanctioned you
把你的盈利都交给窃贼公会的 to hand over your profits to Doctor Cruces
克鲁塞斯博士 at The Assassins' Guild.
-这个嘛 -对于谋杀她未遂来说 - Well... - It's not an appropriate punishment
这个惩罚不当 for trying to murder her.
这是侮辱 It's a humiliation.
你们是谁 Who are you?
我们想让你偷一样东西 We want you to steal something.
一把剑 A sword...
这把剑能给你别人永远不能夺走的权力 A sword that will give you power they can never take away.
失踪人口
这把剑如今在一个被良心拖累的人手中 A sword that's with someone whose conscience is his weakness.
防龙魔药
此人永远不会了解真正的权力 Who will never know real power.
♪ 沉默震耳欲聋 ♪ ♪ Silence is deafening... ♪
喉咙进口货 防龙结界 喉咙认可产品 无效退款
超强效防龙喷雾 喉咙认可产品
防龙喷雾 警告 仅限外用
看看桀龙对这座城市做了什么 Look at what the Noble dragon's done to this city.
人们生活在恐惧之中 People live in fear.
♪ 这是告别了吗 ♪ ♪ Is it goodbye for us ♪
防龙护符
他们转而轻信无用的魔药和护符 They put their faith in useless potions and charms...
街头魔法 and backstreet magic.
有些人甚至相信维帝纳尼会保护他们 Some even believe that Vetinari will protect them.
♪ 我给了你信任 ♪ ♪ I gave you my trust, trust, trust ♪
我们同舟共济 维帝纳尼勋爵
♪ 看来依旧不够 ♪ ♪ Guess it wasn't enough... ♪
失踪 城市警卫队
但那把剑是控制龙的唯一方法 But the sword is the only way to control the dragon.
有了那把剑 这座城就是你的了 With the sword the city is yours.
如今它在愚人手中 And it's in the hands of a fool.
什么也掌握不住的愚人 Who can't hold onto anything.
而你只需要 All you have to do...
从他手中偷走 is take it from him.